Lol, really?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On MAURYCOMPSON!!!

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I tried all the cures: shooting guns, big trucks, animal tracking. None of it worked.

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Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya...

Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I actually miss him around here, lol.

Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.

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BA-DUM-TSS

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by Alex Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya... Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.

You pussy! I forgot to wash my hands after cutting up fresh habaneros, and then jumped into the shower. I have never felt assburning like that in my life.

Also, if you eat loads of (ghost) chillis, as I do, your cum will burn. Like fire.

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

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Originally posted by itsamemario Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.

Lol, no thanks.

What a week.

On Monday I got my degree in the mail, a few hours later I found out that I'm going to be a father.

Today I went in for two interviews and left with two jobs, one of which includes being an editor/writer for a book publisher. I'm quite proud of this accomplishment being that my resume didn't stack up against the other candidates, according to the employer.

The quality of my published stories/articles/work is what won it for me—awesome!

No more drinking for me, either.

Whew.

Holy shit dude. Well hell, congrats on a bunch of things then!

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Finished exams: 3x10s, 2x9s and 1x7 (5 is required to pass). Feels goodman, except for that 7. Guess those 12 hours a day study sessions really paid off.

Congrats to both of you!

Thanks