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Joss Weatherby
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Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Getting married in China was the most hilarious thing that I have ever done. After 2 days of running to various cities for paperwork, we made it to Changsha today to get it over with. 4 high speed trains and 40 Celsius later, I was ready to get it done.

We walk into the dingiest government office ever. It smells like piss and has no air conditioning. No one speaks English. I have to recite an oath in Chinese, when my Chinese is horrible. For all I know, I just promised them a kidney. We go get a "marriage passport", and they photoshop it to make me look more Chinese. The witness in the room even spat on the floor. So romantic. I'm officially Chinese now.

Can't wait to do it Canadawop style. The only spitting will be in assholes.

The only good thing about this shithole city is that a 5 star hotel honeymoon suite is only 150 cdn$ a night. 30 dollar steak on the way. It better not meow at me.



I thought your wife was Japanese? How did you get to be China?

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Lira
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Location: Brasília, Brazil

quote:
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I thought your wife was Japanese? How did you get to be China?

She's half Japanese, and he's been in China for the last decade or so... I'm pretty sure he even did the Hitler salute to one of the tanks in Tienanmen Square.


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Joss Weatherby
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Over the last few months quesadillas have pretty much become my staple food. 3$ for 20 torillas and 8$ for a block of cheese. Win.

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Sushipunk
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Over the last few months quesadillas have pretty much become my staple food. 3$ for 20 torillas and 8$ for a block of cheese. Win.


Sounds healthy


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I just tried doing an image search of my dick using the Google Goggles feature on the Iphone. It didn't work. I had to try.

Seems to work only with brand logos so far in my experience.

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Congratulations, pictures of your dick are now on Googles servers.


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Silky Johnson
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I wonder how many TA dicks are on the internet?

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Yeah well so are a billion other dudes' with no faces associated with em, so I ain't nevah scared.

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Joss Weatherby
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I wonder how many TA dicks are on the internet?



Mine is. I have a gif of me windmilling too.

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Doesn't matter just don't bite it.

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Sushipunk
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Doesn't matter just don't bite it.


It's the world's biggest dick!


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It's the world's biggest dick!


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