one of my females employees just farted around me. i didn't know such pure and delicate creatures could emit such vile and wretched odors. things will never be the same.
Originally posted by Vector A
I got some whisky. Awww yeah.
I only really like to drink on Friday and Saturday these days, though. Drinking the night before tends to take the edge off of my workouts.
No shit. I can't work out even slightly hung over. I did it ONCE and it was fucking awful. My bf sometimes has a few drinks after work with his bros, comes home and has another drink or two and STILL works out the same night. Fuckin pisstank.
Oct-15-2014 23:31
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
This place is making me want to smoke cigarettes again. I'm like on my 3rd one today. Wtf is wrong with you people? Come to think of it, that might also be on account of the Klonopin. Hmm.
Oct-16-2014 02:37
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Man, I remember the days of staying up almost all night, getting drunk at my desk, smoking cigs, and posting on TA in drunk threads with everyone else.
Bawwwwwwwwww.
Oct-16-2014 02:39
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Don't give me ideas.
Oct-16-2014 02:42
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Now I just get drunk and sit under my desk with a bottle poking at a power outlet with a butter knife.
Same feeling really.
Oct-16-2014 03:07
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Man, I remember the days of staying up almost all night, getting drunk at my desk, smoking cigs, and posting on TA in drunk threads with everyone else.
Bawwwwwwwwww.
Bong rips
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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU
Oct-16-2014 03:51
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Everytime I hit on someone 10 years younger than me on OKCupid I feel like IGK, but then I realize how old I am and that they'd have to be at least 20 years younger than me to be in that realm.
Oct-16-2014 07:50
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
They may see you as being more like IGK, though.
Oct-16-2014 09:10
Psyshell
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2012
Location: Melbourne
If they're into you sometimes then they're into you. There might be some girl out there with daddy issues that's offended that you didn't hit on her to prevent yourself from feeling weird.
