The types of girls I hit on on okcupid are the ones that invite jokes about war crimes.

I just used a pick up line making a pun out of mai thai and my lai.

Why do you talk constantly about what you do on OK Cupid?

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Desperately trying to find this English candy:


Wrote to their sales department and visited all stores in my town but I think I'll have to order them from the UK

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Originally posted by Chimney Desperately trying to find this English candy: Wrote to their sales department and visited all stores in my town but I think I'll have to order them from the UK

You can buy those in Holland and Germany as well. So I expect you can also find them closer to your country. Maybe that makes it easier, don't know.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Why do you talk constantly about what you do on OK Cupid?

Clumsy attempt to win our approval, letting us know he is a regular don juan on Ok Cupid. A variation of the insecure guy who's compelled to tell you how much weight he lifts at the gym.

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Originally posted by Chimney Desperately trying to find this English candy: Wrote to their sales department and visited all stores in my town but I think I'll have to order them from the UK

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_s...lte%2Caps%2C336

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Bored at work. Scrolling through mugshots.

http://www.tampabay.com/mugshots/

99 percent of these people look like lost souls. Sad, really.

How about this charge, though. Lol.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby The types of girls I hit on on okcupid are the ones that invite jokes about war crimes. I just used a pick up line making a pun out of mai thai and my lai.

I saw a screenshot of a conversation where a troll sent a message to an Israeli girl saying "gas the kikes, race war now!" and it led to a conversation.

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Originally posted by OrangestO Bored at work. Scrolling through mugshots. http://www.tampabay.com/mugshots/ 99 percent of these people look like lost souls. Sad, really. How about this charge, though. Lol.

Wow, how is that a crime?

Same subject: Weird thing happened last week. This girl who has been an occasional client of my business called and asked if we still did a student discount. This girl has been a client for 5 years, quite nice in manner and small little thing, like 5'2" and 100lbs soaking wet.. My brain goes how the fuck is she still a student after 5 years? She looks young so I decide to google her. She always would speak a funny and I assumed she had a hearing problem / partially deaf. The speech impediment would get worse when she was asking for a discount but I shrugged it off as maybe nerves.

Turns out she's mid 30's, doesn't have a speech impediment / not deaf, has 4 differnt aliases. Then I find an arrest record for her.

Turns out she was convicted of phelony assault with a firearm, and the fine details were that in an argument she pistol whipped her boyfriend unconscious

Needless to say I stopped returning her calls

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Originally posted by Chimney Desperately trying to find this English candy: Wrote to their sales department and visited all stores in my town but I think I'll have to order them from the UK

We get those here too, they're good.

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