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Originally posted by Lira Actually, he smuggled them to Nunavut, and they're now living in Greenland. All Selma had to do was make a drawing of Muhammad to show the Danish government she's not a hardcore Muslim (ask Jori, she knows all about it). Her drawings are actually quite good, as her Muhammad had a six-pack and fought infidels with laser beams. Selma is awesome like that. Or, at least, I believe she is, because let's face it: It's not like this could have ever happened. Hal wouldn't ever get married to someone he met on the internet - as you said - and we all know there are no girls on the internet for him to get married to

I also can't believe how huge Hal is. Didn't take him for a gym rat. Either that or he's fat.

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Originally posted by Lira To be fair to Matt, here's all Jesus said about gayness:

Youre right of course, that is what J said about being gay, his conservative (and slightly mental, though this might be assumed just by saying conservative) father had some other, not so nice things to say...along with some fairly dodgy things about women, slavery, murder, diet and so forth...surprisingly enough, people chose to disregard those points as "aww he didnt mean all that, jesus said dad was only joking regarding those things" and instead just focus on the gay stuff which makes one wonder why they choose to pick on the gays and not those heathens that eat shellfish or something equally devious and disrespectful as that.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I also can't believe how huge Hal is. Didn't take him for a gym rat. Either that or he's fat.

He's American, so I'm going with just fat.

Plus he survived in a place which is just full of inbred mutants, feral dogs, bears and fire with nothing but doughnuts.

its so hot i can fit one of my own balls in my ass

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I also can't believe how huge Hal is. Didn't take him for a gym rat. Either that or he's fat.

He's so huge, so gigantically huge, that if they ever travel together I bet he'll buy two seats: One for him and one for her. Just like that!

Happy 236th birthday, Murrica!!!

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Originally posted by Moongoose which makes one wonder why they choose to pick on the gays and not those heathens that eat shellfish or something equally devious and disrespectful as that.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Man, I'm dying to know if Hal moved to Canada or if you moved to wherever Hal lives in the States. Just the thought of Hal living in our little country, awwwww. I want to know what he thinks of Canada life!

You remember the picture of Hal with the bright screen behind him, where we all photoshopped other things into it?

Yea, well they moved into there. It's like a world inside the world, Internet Inception. Internetception. Interception. Wait...

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Originally posted by Moongoose Well a good start would be to subscribe to a few of the Discover Magazine feeds, just to keep up with the latest stuff, for instance im subscribed among others to the Bad Astronomy, Not Exactly Rocket Science and Cosmic Variance feeds. These should get you slowly up to date on the latest in astronomy, astrophysics and physics but until then to address the few points in your post... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy You pointed out dark matter as something that accounts for the majority of the univers, when apparently its dark energy that makes up about 73% of for the lack of a better word, stuff. And this same article also addresses that bit about big bang being cyclical since not only does dark energy apparently account for most of the...stuff (for a lack of a better word) in the universe its also what is is making the expansion faster which could lead to...well read the article, like i said, i dont know enough about this stuff myself to dare to try to explain it to another person. ALso ive mentioned these several times before but if you're genuinely interested in this stuff, then the BBCs Wonders of the Solar System and Wonders of the Universe documentaries are a great laymans introduction to all of this recent physics stuff.

The theory about multiple universes and cycling of the big bang are completely different theories. You seem to think I was linking them.
I was merely pointing out a couple of trains of thought on how the world/universe may or may not work.

None of what you linked necessarily disproves anything I said. Interesting stuff, but nonetheless still valid.

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In that case it was a simple case of misunderstanding

Speaking of dark matter

http://www.nature.com/news/dark-mat...evealed-1.10951



This is a great year for science!

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1. use common sense
2. don't front (don't broadcast your talents/accomplishments)
3. don't give dirty looks
4. don't bluff
5. don't hate
6. practice
7. don't forget (the important things)
8. don't be hasty
9. watch your lips
10. fear God

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Originally posted by Mattsanity. I decided to write 10 commandments. God's are far superior though. 1. use common sense 2. don't front (don't broadcast your talents/accomplishments) 3. don't give dirty looks 4. don't bluff 5. don't hate 6. practice 7. don't forget (the important things) 8. don't be hasty 9. watch your lips 10. fear God

Try being more abstract next time.