It'll be a matter of time before you start shouting "One more roo-koo and I'll climb that tree and smash your face in!", realizing you suck at climbing trees and therefore considering to get a hold of an airgun, which you'll never use because you'll feel sorry for the poor bird and its babies, resulting in you having to listen to his roo-kooing for years to come, driving you crazy to the point you start dribbling like ********.
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