Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Who da fuck wouldn't push game on you, dat ass is fine like cotton candy and damn it gets guys SPRUNG. Whippit.
Cotton candy is shit. What are you, 8?
Oct-31-2014 12:57
Silky Johnson
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Oh I don't doubt ANY of that for a second, lol. I'm not sure why I'm surprised by it, really. I guess because - like I say - I'm pretty goddamn clear about my availability, my boundaries, etc. Although I also tend to attract the types that like to be picked on. Craigslist "will buy your worn dirty socks" types. Lol.
I met an old ass man last week on a Tuesday night, like seriously in his 60s, and he said "If you marry me, you'll never have to work again" in response to me telling him I recently became engaged. Silly old perv.
Oct-31-2014 13:00
Zoso
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Location: Dirty South, United States
Oh, you'd have work....dat ass!!!! Here all week. Try the veal.
Oct-31-2014 13:06
AlphaStarred
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If you don't back off by the time a woman presents her ring and says "no," you're a desperate fucking loser. Move the fuck on.
Oct-31-2014 13:08
Lews
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quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I disagree. Ever since I started wearing my wedding band, it has been functional to attract women.
You bitches are cray cray.
Wedding bands have a function besides being merely ornamental.
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Thats harsh, what if they want to look pretty too?
I'm talking about heterosexual men here, I should be clear.
I have a student that wants the D. She is 45, not bad, but I'm not fucking with things that are going well.
It's nice though, and certainly gives a boost to the ego. My wank bank is pretty full, I'm pulling ninja-strangers on myself every time the coast is clear. I came on a grocery pamphlet yesterday.
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Oct-31-2014 13:11
Dykes_on_Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by Lews
Wedding bands have a function besides being merely ornamental.
Yes, pussy magnet. They also make many trust you a little more. I don't get it, but hey.
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Oct-31-2014 13:12
Zoso
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Never been hit on as a result of teh wedding band. But I don't recall the last time I was hit on, period, so maybe I've got bigger issues.
Oct-31-2014 14:59
AlphaStarred
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Guys generally don't get hit on, they get come hither signals.
Oct-31-2014 15:03
Dykes_on_Jay
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That is bullshit, sorry.
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Oct-31-2014 15:03
Zoso
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quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Guys generally don't get hit on, they get come hither signals.
Not being facetious, but example, please?
Oct-31-2014 15:04
AlphaStarred
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Originally posted by Zoso
Not being facetious, but example, please?
You know, like a passing wink, or a "I'd probly let you fuck me" look. Come hither signals.