Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
JFC I'm 45 today! Discuss your midlife crisis and age-related problems, COR wh00r3s!
Problems with age: depression and social anxiety worsen exponentially each year; insomnia worsens, and I now wake up at 11:50 PM instead of 2 AM.
What about you, fellow COR wh00r3s? Anyone have the walking farts yet? Planetary player, I'm looking in your direction.
Dec-17-2021 13:51
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
I fart 24/7 and wear depends. Some of my shark teeth fell out, I’ll need to get those replaced. I generally smell and feel like a turd. My favourite thing to do is to fart in restaurants.
Tell me more about your lower half?
Dec-17-2021 14:23
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
It's so average it ain't even funny.
Dec-17-2021 14:28
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
I’ll please you for Christmas gifts
Dec-17-2021 16:46
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Happy birthday you old bastard!!
I farted in the elevator at work the other day, one of those rank silent but violent ones, and it stopped on the second floor to pick people up so obviously I scurried the fuck outta there. I laughed hysterically thinking about those poor people trapped in there with my nasty fart smell. LOL
Dec-17-2021 18:07
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Thanks! PS, you women....
Dec-17-2021 18:15
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Happy birthday you old bastard!!
I farted in the elevator at work the other day, one of those rank silent but violent ones, and it stopped on the second floor to pick people up so obviously I scurried the fuck outta there. I laughed hysterically thinking about those poor people trapped in there with my nasty fart smell. LOL
That is a historic achievement I wish I was there
Dec-17-2021 18:34
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
oh dang, that's pretty old!
Getting over colds is not easy any more. Not sure if this is amped up hyper cold or what but going on week 2 and it seems to be clearing up. We will see.
Dec-18-2021 03:53
Midlothian
Reaping the percussions
Registered: Jan 2018
Location: Edinburgh
That's Covid-19, Boomer
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Dec-18-2021 08:32
Midlothian
Reaping the percussions
Registered: Jan 2018
Location: Edinburgh
Happy birthday Mr Zoso and may I wish you another 45 years of steady further deterioration!
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Dec-18-2021 08:41
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
quote:
Originally posted by Midlothian
That's Covid-19, Boomer
To be fair, I was ill recently for three straight weeks, and tested negative for Covid five times in that spell. Similar story for quite a few people I know. The idea seems to be that our immune systems have withered from all the social distancing and ordinarily mild illnesses are beating our ass as a result.
Oh yes, I was merely attempting to shitpost. I have been remarkably snot free considering what germs and viruses my airways usually seem to attract on an annual basis.
I hope you keep it negative, considering how 'open' England is at present. We here in the Netherlands appear to be on the brink of an actual (near) full lockdown, being decided by the government today.