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Originally posted by DanceFloorPoet LOL. I started going bald at age 17. I remember the barber telling me I had thin hair. I was like what, the hairs are smaller? I dont get it. Nature had to handicap me somehow or else I'd be littering the loins of so many females that there'd be an entire generation of Mark Anthony's to follow. Imagine that world....even I know that's a bad idea.

I couldn't imagine the excess random reviews on disocgs. I think i saw one of your reviews that was actually reviewing another release other than what was on the page.

You have a way to describe music that i can only describe in one word:giant squid eating boat.

Imagine hearing this in the banana section of a closed costco:


Destruction.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by zyklon-jay
I think i saw one of your reviews that was actually reviewing another release than what was on the page.
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Review inception.

this thread is now about music i would play in a closed costco or sam's club.

I would play these ones in a rave on a roof of a building with another rave in it, preferably still at costco. (or sams clubs)

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay I couldn't imagine the excess random reviews on disocgs. I think i saw one of your reviews that was actually reviewing another release other than what was on the page. You have a way to describe music that i can only describe in one word:giant squid eating boat.

Please tell me which release it was that I did that...I'm sometimes ripped when I write those things. Either that or really truly inspired. Or a combination of both.

The squid boat comment made me laugh...hard.

I don't know Mark, I spend a lot of time pretty knackred when i'm on that site. Non stop jazz cigarettes and haggling like at a Turkish bazaar.

I would play these to the Taliban in hopes to bring peace and the world's first mud hut rave. Imagine the bass traps in there.









shit would be (cocstco)BANANAS SON.

Am I cheering you up? Because I don't know how to love.



*winks and motions to crotch area.*

That's the second time orso you linked Love can't turn around, and I'm really digging it. Fuck.

I have a black belt in crackhead music.

Its from 1986, the warehouses where more abundant then. That track is a fucking legend. It inspired a Baby named Ford.

i would close with these 4 tracks mashed over one another and take a huge dump while rotating. I will then surf the crowd on an ironing board.









shitting in a warehouse is so cash.

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Originally posted by chris1011 That's the second time orso you linked Love can't turn around, and I'm really digging it. Fuck.

At first I thought I sharted, now my dreams are broken hearted and I want you, girl...

this always cheers me up:



Plus you can listen to it as you have sex with your ex's mother, father, sister, brother, friends. Angry revenge sex is always the best because its like your pecker has the extra oomph in it similar to a kick in a Shed track.

You're on fire today Zykklon. The black belt comment had me rolling.

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Originally posted by DanceFloorPoet You're on fire today Zykklon.

OOOOOOUUUUUHHHHH Double entendre! I can cook 400 pizzas at once!

http://www.sushipunk.net/TA%20Stuff...%20Zaggazaw.mp3