Registered: Mar 2003
Location: On a spit of sand we call Earth
Let me tell what happened to the man of steel
(Said Superman had come to town to see who he could rock)
(He blew away every crew he faced until he reached our block)
(His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel)
(And when we boys sit outside, he said "I boom for real")
He said, I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set
I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath
I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat
I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet
(And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move)
(And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove)
(And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he wouldn't fight)
We rocked this bet with a 12 inch cut called Disco Kryptonite
Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, 'You rock so naturally'
I said now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race
I do it right ?cause I can't do it wrong
That's why the whole world is singin' this song
Jam on it
Jam on and on, on and on it
And if you're feelin' like you want to dance all night
They go on ahead and flaunt it
Registered: Sep 2015
So my friend has found a new thing to say to guys who are hitting on her. She'll point at the picture of the shrunken head in her room, and then say to the guy "This isn't the only type of head I'm going to shrink tonight" .
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
my primary metabolism is speeding up again after a decline over the past few years. back up to the gold standard of 5-7 heavy dumps/day varying in colours. my favourite one is when its yellow(gold). when thats the case i feel like the scorpion king
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Could some of the more health conscious people tell me what to eat to make my watery ass shits go away? Past few days they have been brutal.
Registered: Jan 2010
Have a banana or two.
Registered: May 2006
Location: Journey...On A...
Swallow a tray of ice cubes to freeze the belly stew.