- They're all the way on the other side of the world
- English accents? No!
- They get offended when people confuse them with New Zealanders
- Half the country doesn't have daylight savings
- Let's be honest, the majority of the country is uninhabitable desert
- Domesticated lives there
- They call Tylenol by it's generic name
- Winter in the Summer? MADNESS!
- TV shows take way too long to come out
- They are responsible for Fosters
- They call the US "America"...and Victor doesn't like that
- Universities hold classes on the weekend
- They use Tim Tams as straws...they SUCK.
- They think it's spelled "Assiocates' Degrees", not even Firefox thinks that's a word
- They have rolled kebabs - They caused global warming
- Living in Australia causes morning sickness (click)
- Their microbrews are pathetic and weak
- Their Summer Solstice is fucking up our Winter Solstice eclipse
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Apr-04-2009 07:20
Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC
On the flip side, they did give us the man responsible for The Joker:
Will Smith.
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Apr-04-2009 07:22
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
And Road Warrior...
...
Shit...
I would say they gave us Flight Of The Conchords, but they're from New Zealand. Hmm...back to square one.
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Apr-04-2009 07:23
narcism
faithless fangirl
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind
Re: Does Australia suck?
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- They're all the way on the other side of the world
wtf thats the best thing about oz, means we aren't near you cunts
Apr-04-2009 07:23
Lebezniatnikov
Stupidity Annoys Me
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: DC
Ooh, and Lord of the Rings was shot there!
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Apr-04-2009 07:24
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Ooh, and Lord of the Rings was shot there!
Again...New Zealand.
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Apr-04-2009 07:25
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Re: Does Australia suck?
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- They get offended when people confuse them with New Zealanders
God, who wouldn't get offended. Bas, let's have six.
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- Half the country doesn't have daylight savings
Lol, just QLD I think. We're awesome like that.
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- Let's be honest, the majority of the country is uninhabitable desert
That's where we dispose of New Zealanders. Once you bury one, nothing will grow for a 5km radius.
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- They call Tylenol by it's generic name
Wtf is Tylenol?
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- Winter in the Summer? MADNESS!
Also summer in the summer. FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
quote:
Originally posted by bas
- They are responsible for Fosters
I... we, I mean....
Oh, fuck you Bas, that was a low blow man
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Apr-04-2009 07:25
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Australia: 2 Rest Of The World: 2083202734010934a;alj
Also, I like that you didn't say anything about Domesticated