lol I know that feel, I was dancing with a bunch of hotties on the output rooftop to recloose last weekend and I didn't pull any moves just because I was too busy rolling face.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Yellow fever engage.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever

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Originally posted by DJ RANN

lol @ buy a boat

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All right, I need to say it: it bugs me a little that the small kid says "why oh Lord hath thou forsaken me" instead of the grammatically correct "Why, oh Lord, hast thou forsaken me?".

This small detail notwithstanding, the rest is hilarious

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Originally posted by Lira Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever

This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.

Never was a big fan of Asian women, but they are just so tiny. Every time feels like you are smashing the doors in with the swat team.

Western women are just big whores that don't make you work for the payoff.

I'll try to only have 6 beers when we go ice skating tomorrow. Ice skating is my move with Asian women here. It works 70% all of the time. They suck at it, but the lols are great. I also look like a demigod, deft-fully and gracefully skating circles around everyone at the rink. It's a panty dropper.

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Originally posted by Lira Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard yellow fever in China is called fever

Actually what they call it when Jay gets a case of the yellow fever is Dong Schwang Gong which translates roughly to something like "Spotted pleasure-stick with dragons burn later".
The japanese have something similar called "Grease-Hair White Boy Fun-Time Regret"

Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Naw it's called 2 girls, brown stick.

That aint no stick honey

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay This one is nice. Half Jap/Half Chinese. Raised Jap, so probably not as shit in bed/as hairy.

You may be right about her bed bouncing skills, but I hope you like it fast and rough, because I'm pretty sure her jungle is massive.

Rewind!

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WIKKID! WIKKID!

Trying to get motivated to go out and take some photos downtown, but after a run, then shaving my head and a long shower I feel rather beat...

WE'RE HAVING A KENTUCKY DERBY PARTY BY THE POOL, WE HAVE HOT BROWN, WILD TURKEY, AND DERBY PIE.

THE HORSES ARE ON THE TRACK!