Next time get your ass out...scared of some rain pffft.

typing this with my penis

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Next time get your ass out...scared of some rain pffft.

i mean it's not like I wasn't out SATURDAY NIGHT which was gorgeous at a venue on the waterfront in brooklyn looking at the manhattan skyline during sunset listening to Luciano

yea i was scared of rain lol ok truth be told, the sound of rain hitting my air conditioner is pretty much automatic narcolepsy

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Originally posted by netroM Did you get her number?

Got so distracted by the unexpected tits in the face that i totally forgot to ask

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Originally posted by Moongoose I had yo get a photo taken for a new ID card, and ghw girl taking the photos was trying to position my head so I would look straight at the camera but she was turning it so that I was looking straight into her amazing tits 10 cm from my face in a shirt that was way too tight and a bit see trough. Good times.

See its comments like these that make me seriously consider moving to that region.

i kept losing socks and was joking with my mom about the dryer eating them... well today i was loading some clothes into the washer and noticed a sock sticking out of the seal around the door (its a front load washer), pealed it back and there were probably 7 socks in there!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/350844084030

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Originally posted by meriter http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/350844084030

Bahahaha, I know its a normal thing to put on an auction but the fact that its "used" made me crack up...

Also wtf is with those legs...

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Originally posted by Moongoose I had yo get a photo taken for a new ID card, and ghw girl taking the photos was trying to position my head so I would look straight at the camera but she was turning it so that I was looking straight into her amazing tits 10 cm from my face in a shirt that was way too tight and a bit see trough. Good times.

Reminds me of how my love for big titty bitches started...

There was this busty dentist in this office near the Brazilian Parliament, and she would often boob my forehead by accident whenever she tried to see my molars. I couldn't understand why she just wouldn't turn around and/or use that hand mirror thingy dentists use, but I was 15, I was clueless, and I was in Heaven

Ps.: I wonder if she's still involved with dentism... I still remember her name.

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Last edited by Lira on Jul-30-2013 at 20:05

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Originally posted by Lira Reminds me of how my love for big titty bitches started... There was this busty dentist in this office near the Brazilian Parliament, and she would often boob my forehead by accident whenever she tried to see my molars. I couldn't understand why she just wouldn't turn around and/or use that hand mirror thingy dentists use, but I was 15, I was clueless, and I was in Heaven

Not that I am a huge titty fan (both in size and in that part of the body) but when I was in middle school my best friends mom was a hair stylist, and she cut all our group of friends hair, and she was rather young too and pretty fit. Nothing beat getting your hair shampooed and basically being motorboated at the same time.

Beavis and Butthead had nothing on us.

I always check out my hairdresser's rack, lol. She is a good, longtime friend of mine and she always wears low cut tops. I love it when she bends down to cut my bangs and dem titties get shakin'.