Originally posted by Sushipunk
I just ripped an amazing squeaker fart. You could have tuned a violin to this one. Estimating 7 seconds here, though I was fully laughing by 4 seconds in, so there was some tooting at the end. Best part of my day.
Must be the Hummus and Falafel you ate yesterday.
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Jun-07-2014 19:54
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
Farts are like raves for long term couples.
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Jun-07-2014 20:08
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
LOL just walked out my door to go to the store and this crazy black looking dude, like legit crazy homeless dude is crossing 90 degrees to me... He stops and stares at me and I stop and stare back and he looks scared, then sorta angry... I was like "OK then..." just turned around and walked back the way I came.
Crazy people are out in force today. Damn nice weather.
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I went back and looked for him because I was going to give him $10 because he looked more scared of me than anything. I felt bad, I probably made him feel totally like a social outcast. He looked like he wanted to ask something.
Last edited by Joss Weatherby on Jun-08-2014 at 23:57
Jun-08-2014 23:34
Mattsanity
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quote:
Originally posted by 2techs
You can't pass Thesaurus, anybody that's in the fantastic four has better raps than yours. I'll finally explode, the closest thing you've seen to hip hop is kylie minogue. And russell crowe I'm about to bust a flow I'm invisible you can't touch it bro, so good day mate you need to vacate, 'cause based on your timezone you're a day late!
Jun-08-2014 23:58
Silky Johnson
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Yeah we all saw it. Your raps suck.
Jun-09-2014 03:30
Lagrangian
Suspended User
Registered: Feb 2012
Location: Mountain View, Santa Clara, California