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Originally posted by Lews Jewelry is not functional, only ornamental.

I disagree. Ever since I started wearing my wedding band, it has been functional to attract women.

You bitches are cray cray.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay I disagree. Ever since I started wearing my wedding band, it has been functional to attract women. You bitches are cray cray.

+1

Earings, rings, bracelets, watches. They all go hand in hand. Look at Luciano, he looks like one bad ass mo fo with all that shit on.

I actually get hit on more when I wear my engagement ring, it's like men have a blind spot for it. It's not exactly inconspicuous, I dunno how dudes can possibly be surprised when they find out.

And actually, all the years I've been hit on the one thing men don't ever want to ask right out the gate is if I have a boyfriend. I truly don't think they want to know, or even care.

Asking you yes or no questions such as that gives you a quick out.

You use the sales funnel model, except we call it the pussy funnel. No yes or no questions until "do you do anal?"

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Sorry, I should add that it doesn't change a thing when they finally find out, either. The usual response is basically "Meh, no big deal" while they continue to push their game. I guess they see it as a challenge? My behaviour towards men who hit on me is hard to misconstrue.

Last edited by Silky Johnson on Oct-31-2014 at 07:15

It's fun when they don'twear rrings.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Sorry, I should add that it doesn't change a thing when they finally find out, either. The usual response is basically "Meh, no big deal" while they continue to push their game. I guess they see it as a challenge? My behaviour towards men who hit on me is hard to misconstrue.

Who da fuck wouldn't push game on you, dat ass is fine like cotton candy and damn it gets guys SPRUNG. Whippit.

Lol wat.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Sorry, I should add that it doesn't change a thing when they finally find out, either. The usual response is basically "Meh, no big deal" while they continue to push their game. I guess they see it as a challenge? My behaviour towards men who hit on me is hard to misconstrue.

Our dicks aren't even trying to hear the word "no".

If you aren't having pejoratives hurled at you, and there is an actual semblance of a conversation where the woman is talking about herself going on...if alcohol comes into the mix...It can very easily go from my "boyfriend" to my *mouth full noises* "baaaaaaaaawfweeeeeeen".

I'm not looking at you here, but bitches like to fuck other people too. That cock gets just as familiar as that vag; people like change, women behave equally as bad as men are often accused of.

This is why no means maybe to guys. A good pecker never quits until his eye leaks tears of incredulous joy on some taken woman's tramp stamp.

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Last edited by Dykes_on_Jay on Oct-31-2014 at 13:06

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Who da fuck wouldn't push game on you, dat ass is fine like cotton candy and damn it gets guys SPRUNG. Whippit.

Cotton candy is shit. What are you, 8?

Oh I don't doubt ANY of that for a second, lol. I'm not sure why I'm surprised by it, really. I guess because - like I say - I'm pretty goddamn clear about my availability, my boundaries, etc. Although I also tend to attract the types that like to be picked on. Craigslist "will buy your worn dirty socks" types. Lol.

I met an old ass man last week on a Tuesday night, like seriously in his 60s, and he said "If you marry me, you'll never have to work again" in response to me telling him I recently became engaged. Silly old perv.