brb i think i came in my own mostache.
anything is better than chinese food. typical chinese recipe = 2 gallons of oil, unwashed veggies, unrefrigerated pork that has been sitting out all day with over 9000% percent of your daily sodium intake.
i make my own oyster sauce. next time you are in hong kong cab it over, and maybe you can cum in my mostache. sodium free. buy the book
edit: forgot to mention the carbs. chinese women all wear granny fucking panties because of all the rice and noodles. they look underfed, but when they eat that crap they look pregnant.
so this is Christmas, and what have you done?
Freak Out Tˇng Zhý