quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Great, I'm all depressed now.
I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head...
"Hey, fancy a drink?"
"Yeah, sure, what have you got?"
"Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want"
"Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!"
"Why, of course..."
And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes.
"Lira, aren't you going to say something?"
I then snapped out of it and--
"HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?"
"I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh"
And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right |
I love you Marcus, in a totally straight way
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