I tried all the cures: shooting guns, big trucks, animal tracking. None of it worked.
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Feb-05-2013 18:32
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya...
Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.
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Feb-08-2013 08:29
itsamemario
Divine Angel
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I actually miss him around here, lol.
Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.
Originally posted by Alex
Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya...
Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.
You pussy! I forgot to wash my hands after cutting up fresh habaneros, and then jumped into the shower. I have never felt assburning like that in my life.
Also, if you eat loads of (ghost) chillis, as I do, your cum will burn. Like fire.
Originally posted by itsamemario
Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.
Lol, no thanks.
Feb-08-2013 20:35
OrangestO
–30–
Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
What a week.
On Monday I got my degree in the mail, a few hours later I found out that I'm going to be a father.
Today I went in for two interviews and left with two jobs, one of which includes being an editor/writer for a book publisher. I'm quite proud of this accomplishment being that my resume didn't stack up against the other candidates, according to the employer.
The quality of my published stories/articles/work is what won it for me—awesome!
No more drinking for me, either.
Whew.
Feb-08-2013 23:57
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Holy shit dude. Well hell, congrats on a bunch of things then!
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Feb-09-2013 00:04
Chimney
Low pH
Registered: Oct 2008
Location: Western Block
Finished exams: 3x10s, 2x9s and 1x7 (5 is required to pass). Feels goodman, except for that 7. Guess those 12 hours a day study sessions really paid off.
