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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
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 Feb-19-2013 16:17 
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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
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Feb-19-2013 18:37
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Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
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lol @ my students:
Me: "And this is the expression you use in Japanese when you say you're glad something didn't happen"
Student: "Fessor, you just reminded me of something! Can I tell a quick story?"
Me: "Is it relevant?"
Student: "Sort of!"
Me: "All right, go!"
Student: "This friend of mine, she was like, studying medicine, and then there was that residence thing, and she met this guy she adored, and they started dating, and after two years of relationship she found out he was married!" 
Me: "How is thi--?" 
Student: "But wait, there's more! She broke up with him and said she didn't want to see him ever again, and then he broke into her flat and threatened to kill her if she didn't change her mind and she escaped and when she was telling the porter to stop him from entering if he ever showed up again they heard him dive face first on the floor!"
Me: 
Other students: 
Me: 
Other students: 
Students: "She's traumatised for life!"
She was so happy it was sort of funny, because it definitely doesn't sound like a story you'd tell with a smile 
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Feb-20-2013 03:35 
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itsamemario
Divine Angel
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It took us all a while to get it. The ex jumped out of the flat's window and committed suicide. |
Haha okay lol.. A friend of mine did the same thing, but poor thing spent months in coma before finally letting go I miss that crazy bitch haha, she was 100% awesome. Haha first time we met she told me she was a lesbian, didn't realize it was a lie until the 5th time I met her or something :P
Also, I went to see a friends new house today. Haha, oh my god we were running around yelling "bahaha look at this shit!".. Haha everything was fucking poorly done. Like even the light switch the guy had fucked up so the hole were the wires came thru the wall was exposed. O M G. Havent laughed so much for a long time.
And the worst thing was, we had smoked out, and one of my friends was making a lot of noise and the heat pump kicked in, and I thought the room was sliding a part, so I was like "shit son, gotta sit down".. But it still didn't make sense. So I got my friend to go to the adjacent corner, touch the ceiling. Could juust about do it. Then he went to the other corner. Same test. Guy couldn't even fucking reach the ceiling ON HIS TOES! LOL.. One of the corners in the room was 10 cm's lower than the three others. But the roof was perfectly leveled!!
It was really like being inside like the fun mirror ride at the carneval, and my friend hadn't noticed a thing when he was there with the realtor. Fucking classic haha. Awesome location though.
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