An elderly writer friend of mine called me this morning. His brother died and left him two properties in Brazil - a mansion in Rio and a penthouse in Copacabana - that he needs to sell by the end of the year to avoid paying the exorbitant taxes that he nor his sister can afford. They've hired a lawyer there, but I guess neither has the time to go and stay there until they're both sold. And hiring a realtor is out of the question. Knowing my current way of life, he's asked me if I would fly down to show the properties, secure them and handle any other business. I was just about to book my plane ticket to Montreal this weekend, too. Now I'm kind of at a loss for words. He said he'd cut me a percentage of the selling price, too. He also mentioned it helps that I'm white, as it'll probably help sell the properties faster. Talk about news from left field. I don't know what to make of it, honestly.

When an opportunity slaps you in the face, you take it, dumbass. Montreal is still gonna be there in a week, a month, a year, etc.

Well no shit I plan on doing it. I'm just kind of flabbergasted right now.

Oh duh. Well then cool! What an interesting turn of life events, sounds like a neat adventure!

So I'm browsing FB looking for a dance floor to get on tonight 'cause I'm feeling a bit restless.

Apparently AVB is in town.

Would never attend his shit show, but I found it amusing his ticket is nearly triple the price of what other big-name DJs like Hot Since 82 and Dixon have gone for in the last month.

Ludicrous, especially since it's fuckin' Mexico.

This little flyer was the cherry on top

My plan to split uber with people not with me failed. I have diarrhea again. It's going to have to wait till the restaurant

Did you find your buddy??

Lol nah I left without him and he showed up where I was ( shawarma ) ended up waking around until like 6-7 before uber home

Been at a wedding since noon power drinking since and I think my cousins calling in some blow..... Rip me

Oh yeah, shawarma. Nom. We left around 430ish, Ben was still slaying although I imagine he prob shut it down not long after we took off. Could have stayed longer but my rule is to be home and in bed before sunrise. Ugh, what a madman. He's totally my number one right now. Just obsessed.

Disappointed with the mike huckaby turnout. He was there in a UR t. But being the only one on the dance floor wasn't how I wanted to spend my night. Plus the 10$ cover allowed me to hit up Ben ufo as black up