LOL, I'm wondering if I would have taught my daughter this little trick

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Give me a $20 and i’ll show you how that trick is done

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i got my neck surgically removed today so now when i look to the side i have to turn my whole body

Today I found out that all Australian citizens are legally entitled to receive a portrait of the Queen. For free. Also, an Australian flag.

So I emailed my local member of parliament about it, and they're sorting it out for me

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How big is the flag? Will you be able to wear it as a cape on Australia Day, or is it one of those you put on your desk beside a name tag that reads "Straya Cunt"?

Either way, we wish we had something similar, but the military freaked out at the possibility of being ruled by an empress back in 1889...

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Last edited by Lira on Aug-09-2018 at 01:03

They have the following sizes:

1370 x 685 MM
1830 x 915 MM
2400 x 1200 MM
3660 x 1830 MM

I dunno which one they're going to give me, we'll see.

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Cool, a cape it is, then...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk 2400 x 1200 MM 3660 x 1830 MM

... and I hope you're way taller than you look

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Yeah, I'd be surprised if they give me the huge one, but you never know.

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I didn’t know there’s a queen of Australia

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow I didn’t know there’s a queen of Australia

I didn't know that you were uneducated

It's the Commonwealth. Quite a few counties, actually.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Today I found out that all Australian citizens are legally entitled to receive a portrait of the Queen. For free. Also, an Australian flag. So I emailed my local member of parliament about it, and they're sorting it out for me

i fucking loled at the second response you got re 'supply and demand' problems. nothing says 'australian' like free stuff + taking the piss.

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