I had to be the one to make it? Really? Lazy bastards.

Anyways:

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Quarantine Classics Brunello di Montalcino (In Transit) Edition [Progressive Classics] (August 2020)
Quarantine Classics - Puligny-Montrachet Edition [Progressive Classics] (April 2020)
What Is Progressive Anyways? [Progressive House Classics] (November 2019)

every time i have something i want to post i end up forgetting what i was thinking of

That bird (or whatever that is) should get that growth checked out. Paging Stu, the resident bird man. WTF is going on here?

I've been enjoying the YouTube channel Fall of Civilizations:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT...Ke_JDMivpKgVXew

It's reminiscent of what The History Channel was before it went the route of post-music video MTV/reality television.

Did they already reveal why Western Society Is Collapsing? I think it's either because of fluoride (which they put in the doggone wudder up here), lead (like the Romans did of course), some kinds of fancy small plastics (which done messed up my sister's hormoans I tell you), or... Boner Brake. I swear they put Boner Brake on everything in the military here, and the kids ain't alright anymore after having too much of that.

Based on the civilization featured/in question, it ranges from a shit ton (metric, of course) of reasons to "we just don't fucking know".

I find the speculation about microplastics being one big reason behind falling semen levels intriguing. It's got a similar kind of feel to it as the myth about lead and the Romans, but I feel this theory is correct.

The plastic's making our doggone balls shrink.

As I shark, I agree. I injest so much plastic either in the water or when I’m eating road kill. My chance of offspring are lower now than when I was on a Mountain Dew diet

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac

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Originally posted by planetaryplayer This thread has convinced me to replace my balls with an ink sac

Don't do it. You will no longer be considered a shark, but rather a squid. Squid benefits, relative to shark benefits, are worth fuck all. Also, it won't matter that you still identify as a shark. Just say no, my friend.