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planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
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Fuck yea..I’m getting shawarma tomorrow and hopefully get mad has
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Dec-19-2021 00:26
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planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
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Yes! This is the content I live for
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Dec-19-2021 13:00
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Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
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quote: | Originally posted by planetaryplayer
Yes! This is the content I live for |
Ok well one time, many years ago now, I was working alone on a Sunday in old surgical step down unit. It was a former 4 bed ward room converted into a 3 bed critical care room, with one overflow bed for more stable patients, and the extra (very small) space was the nursing "station". It consisted of a small desk with computers, a med cart, some upper shelving for supplies, and a med fridge.
As I said, I was working alone on a Sunday. The thing about weekends is they are more often slow and quiet than not. There was only one monitored patient in the room, and one stable patient in the overflow bed. I was nearly falling asleep in my chair about 3 in the afternoon so I got up to stretch and move around.
As soon as I stood up I felt my bowels surge and the need to rip a huge fart. I hesitated because I thought "No don't do that, there are people here!" then quickly reminded myself "Eh, it's Sunday! Ain't nobody here gives a shit!" and so I let 'em go. It ended up being another one of those rank silent ones!
Almost immediately after the fucking pharmacy tech came in to restock the med fridge, which was beyond the wall of my fart cloud. It was obvious he could smell it as soon as he passed through the door. He looked me directly in the eye and I panicked. I didn't know what to do! Say "It wasn't me!"?? Acknowledge the smell???
So instead I said nothing, turned around, and awkwardly busied myself at the med cart while this poor bastard stood in my fart cloud restocking the med fridge, also saying nothing.
Longest 2 minutes of my life. I never did see that pharmacy tech again LOL.
Last edited by Silky Johnson on Dec-20-2021 at 19:06
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Dec-20-2021 18:50
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planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
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quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Ok well one time, many years ago now, I was working alone on a Sunday in old surgical step down unit. It was a former 4 bed ward room converted into a 3 bed critical care room, with one overflow bed for more stable patients, and the extra (very small) space was the nursing "station". It consisted of a small desk with computers, a med cart, some upper shelving for supplies, and a med fridge.
As I said, I was working alone on a Sunday. The thing about weekends is they are more often slow and quiet than not. There was only one monitored patient in the room, and one stable patient in the overflow bed. I was nearly falling asleep in my chair about 3 in the afternoon so I got up to stretch and move around.
As soon as I stood up I felt my bowels surge and the need to rip a huge fart. I hesitated because I thought "No don't do that, there are people here!" then quickly reminded myself "Eh, it's Sunday! Ain't nobody here gives a shit!" and so I let 'em go. It ended up being another one of those rank silent ones!
Almost immediately after the fucking pharmacy tech came in to restock the med fridge, which was beyond the wall of my fart cloud. It was obvious he could smell it as soon as he passed through the door. He looked me directly in the eye and I panicked. I didn't know what to do! Say "It wasn't me!"?? Acknowledge the smell???
So instead I said nothing, turned around, and awkwardly busied myself at the med cart while this poor bastard stood in my fart cloud restocking the med fridge, also saying nothing.
Longest 2 minutes of my life. I never did see that pharmacy tech again LOL. |
oh man that is so great.
if you are truly blessed with the gift of scent you MUST take a look at this
https://etcanada.com/news/848759/90...farts-in-a-jar/
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Dec-20-2021 23:20
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