Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Who da fuck wouldn't push game on you, dat ass is fine like cotton candy and damn it gets guys SPRUNG. Whippit.
Cotton candy is shit. What are you, 8?
Registered: Nov 2003
Oh I don't doubt ANY of that for a second, lol. I'm not sure why I'm surprised by it, really. I guess because - like I say - I'm pretty goddamn clear about my availability, my boundaries, etc. Although I also tend to attract the types that like to be picked on. Craigslist "will buy your worn dirty socks" types. Lol.
I met an old ass man last week on a Tuesday night, like seriously in his 60s, and he said "If you marry me, you'll never have to work again" in response to me telling him I recently became engaged. Silly old perv.
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Oh, you'd have work....dat ass!!!! Here all week. Try the veal.
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
If you don't back off by the time a woman presents her ring and says "no," you're a desperate fucking loser. Move the fuck on.
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I disagree. Ever since I started wearing my wedding band, it has been functional to attract women.
You bitches are cray cray.
Wedding bands have a function besides being merely ornamental.
Originally posted by Lilith
Thats harsh, what if they want to look pretty too?
I'm talking about heterosexual men here, I should be clear.