Total agreement. I'm willing to bet not a one of them was even married to her, and that whomever had dirtbox duty was no doubt a serial sodomite in the first degree. And whoever wasn't wearing a prophylactic was obviously committing to the deed in the only way the good lord intended it, but was obviously taking a chance with diseases, so I'm pretty sure that counts as gambling, as well!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.