Alright, from now on, the first question I ask any potential housemate is: which of the following disorders do you have if any? Schitz (that guy), histrionic personality disorder (the previous one), sociopathy or narcassism? If they answer yes to any they can fuck off.
On a more serious note, I'm not sure I can ask that directly, but I'll be attempting to train myself to look for those traits.
Also, while we're doing amusing share household anecdotes, the previous housemate seemed decent at first, then never did any housework(normalish) and then decided to move out cos we caught her boyfriend stealing from us and we said he wasn't allowed around anymore. Apparently that was totally unreasonable and I should've thought about how that would affect their relationship(not a very fucking normal reaction)...
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Mar-18-2016 11:08
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Welcome to life
Fixed that for you
Seriously, though, kid, if you examine most people, you'll find that they have something wrong with them. For example, look at the three of us: Stu has his weird bird obsession, you're 50 shades of stupid, and I'm a bit of a snob
Personality disorders or similar that cause people to be selfish to the extreme are somewhat rare though. I'm not saying people can't have something wrong with them, I just don't want certain sets of traits, just like how I wouldn't want someone that's extremely selfish despite not having anything specific wrong with them.
Also, as for me being stupid, I'm willing to admit I probably was a bit a couple of years back, in part due to a high amount of mxe (ketamine analog) usage, but these days that's not especially accurate. I may read social situations at a slightly below average rate (although that's been the case since childhood) but apart from that there isn't really anything to suggest that I'm stupid.
Also while we're at it, System J said I had permanent brain damage, I believe that to be false. There's no real way to know what the long term effects of that was. However right now there's nothing to suggest I have brain damage.
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Mar-18-2016 12:17
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Anyone that goes to see a psychologist will leave believing there is something "wrong" with them. It's the nature of the field.
There are so many terms these days that practically everyone falls into a category, but what a lot of people don't realize is the "severity" of whatever flaw it is they have.
What's funny is, I have I'd say "serious" psychological problems, but despite that, my psychiatrist refused to put me in any sort of therapy with a psychologist because of the ridiculous damage she's seen some psychologists cause.
It took me a while to get back to real life, but I have a good job now, my medication is being steadily lowered, and I'm in the process of returning to uni to make more scrilla at my current job.
tl;dr version:
We all fall into these new and stupid categories, but don't let it take over your life.
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Mar-18-2016 14:38
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Yeah. You're better off identifying the person that thinks everybody else but them is crazy. That guy is usually the most fucked. It's all about insight.
Mar-18-2016 14:51
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
my 10 different personas are my life.
everyone is crazy but me.
i can guide you to the promise land.
m&m's peanut butter + mountain dew for breakfast is the first step to enlightenment
Mar-18-2016 14:55
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I would eat that for breakfast. I would also like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I got drunk af last night. Off to McD's for mcdoubles and a shamrock shake. Sometimes I think the only reason I drink is so I can guiltlessly eat terrible "food".
Mar-18-2016 15:06
Zharen
Put down the plate
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: On a spit of sand we call Earth
quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
This place has always been a great outlet for all things funny, odd and inappropriate. But it's slowly coming to an end.
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Mar-18-2016 15:10
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
dude i got fucked over by agreeing to work mornings this weekend not knowing it was st patricks day... i been up since 5 due to gut pains waiting on diarrhea. i can't leave my bed cuz i got the main shivers. i just bought all of drexciyas digital songs. running out of m&ms
Mar-18-2016 15:11
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Well at least you scored on the drexcyia, lol.
Mar-18-2016 15:20
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
Moving back to Texas soon.
Dallas or maybe Austin. To be determined.
Mar-18-2016 15:25
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
IMO the diarrhea is the bigger blessing. when that comes out i feel so good.
would you recommend mixing in vanilla extract with my mouth wash for extra taste