I'm in a terrible dilemma. it's 3am, I can't sleep, I'm cranky(er than usual) and a friend of mine just posted this to Facebook.
I'm awfully tempted to post this in the comments
| Leviticus 11:1-47 |
And the Lord spoke to Moses and Aaron, saying to them, “Speak to the people of Israel, saying, These are the living things that you may eat among all the animals that are on the earth. Whatever parts the hoof and is cloven-footed and chews the cud, among the animals, you may eat. Nevertheless, among those that chew the cud or part the hoof, you shall not eat these: The camel, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you. And the rock badger, because it chews the cud but does not part the hoof, is unclean to you. ...
Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar. And when the Lord smelled the pleasing aroma, the Lord said in his heart, “I will never again curse the ground because of man, for the intention of man's heart is evil from his youth. Neither will I ever again strike down every living creature as I have done. While the earth remains, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, shall not cease.”
Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar.
But (and here is where the dilemma comes in), she's really really hot...and fun and smart and just plain awesome...but mostly really hot :/ Not that I would usually hesitate even under these circumstances but right now I just can't seem to hit send...strange. Must be because I'm tired.