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| quote: | Russell J. Larsen had this inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah in the 19C. He died not knowing that he may one day win any kind of witty headstone contest...
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you may end up dead like me. |
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The only hard feelings should be in your pants
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