my clients 3 yr old just shit her pants in my office. It fuckin reeks in here and i have 4 more meetings. everyone is going to think i did it. What to do??? What to do???

Quick, shit your pants to cover up the smell, then when your next clients come in, scream "SOME THREE YEAR OLD JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!". Nothing can go wrong.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy my clients 3 yr old just shit her pants in my office. It fuckin reeks in here and i have 4 more meetings. everyone is going to think i did it. What to do??? What to do???

Febreeze, Resolve Carpet Spray (Also works on upholstery) - use directly on stain. Soap and water. Febreeze.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy my clients 3 yr old just shit her pants in my office. It fuckin reeks in here and i have 4 more meetings. everyone is going to think i did it. What to do??? What to do???

just do what i do when one of my employee shits in my office, hold the meeting outside.

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I think im just playing it off like its the new cool thing to do ala adam sandler


EVRYONE SHITS THEIR PANTS ITS THE COOL THING TO DO

Don't say anything. Just act as though you only noticed something smelling when your other client's enter the room. Drop conversational hints about the smell (i.e. The asking price stinks, I can't believe their looking to dump this, This property would normally go in my shit pile).

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nice thatll work!

The dirty game of real estate! luckily you have the smelliest man on the job

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Originally posted by EddieZilker their

Straight A's, Eddie, and now this??

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Straight A's, Eddie, and now this??

Oops!

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Actually, their could be used there, depending on the way the sentence was meant.

Their looking to dump this

Their desire to dump this

Their quest for dumping this

etc.

EAT IT STU

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

Totally not the way he meant it

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