Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Every single day someone else parks right under a no parking sign across the street from me. Every single day with out fail that person gets a parking ticket. How the fuck are people this stupid? Right now there is TWO cars jammed into the no parking spot...
I have a ticket saved in my glove box that I put on my windshield when I'm putting my car somewhere it shouldn't be. I can't say with %100 certainty that it has saved me, but I think it has.
May-15-2014 19:00
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
A girl I was talking today just randomly started crying. I was in class chatting with the girl next to me, we'd been talking all class, as we do most days, and then the teacher asked us to explain a proposal we each were working on to our neighbor and so her and I talked, and randomly as she is explaining her proposal she just stops and goes "I'm crying..." and I am like "You're crying?"
"Yes, I am crying, I randomly start crying sometimes."
"Are you ok?"
"Yea I am fine" as she starts choking up, and her face gets all teary.
"Uh... Just breath it out?"
Seriously felt like an episode of Louie or something... Probably the most random thing that has happened to me in the last few months.
May-16-2014 01:50
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
A girl I was talking today just randomly started crying. I was in class chatting with the girl next to me, we'd been talking all class, as we do most days, and then the teacher asked us to explain a proposal we each were working on to our neighbor and so her and I talked, and randomly as she is explaining her proposal she just stops and goes "I'm crying..." and I am like "You're crying?"
"Yes, I am crying, I randomly start crying sometimes."
"Are you ok?"
"Yea I am fine" as she starts choking up, and her face gets all teary.
"Uh... Just breath it out?"
Seriously felt like an episode of Louie or something... Probably the most random thing that has happened to me in the last few months.
Do women generally break down when you talk to them?
Who cares about that anyway, here's a video of a cat!
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May-17-2014 04:03
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Luckily not always... At least none so far with out any provocatio, barring this one.
I was honestly thinking about asking her out for a drink or something till this... Also she shaved her head... So there is that too...
May-17-2014 08:09
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
Go for it. You could talk about how to reach the awkward parts at the back!
What the hell, Nou. Did you seriously compare yourself to Louis CK? You wish.
May-17-2014 14:57
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
What the hell, Nou. Did you seriously compare yourself to Louis CK? You wish.
Only to his fictional self and only when he is placed in an entirely awkward situation not of his own making... Oh and I guess the baldness.
May-17-2014 16:35
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Shut it.
May-17-2014 17:26
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
Being so allergic to pussy has to be impossible, yet it isn't.
wtfbbq
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May-17-2014 19:19
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
So when I first signed up for Dreamhost like 8 years ago it was the first week of June. Over the course of those 8 years the bill date has slowly slipped back for a year of service to the third week in May. Every time it renews it renews from the date you pay, so if you pay before the expire date you lose the original expire date minus the renew date, so like 1 or 2 days, sometimes more.