We actually did hang out, he just drinks too much.

I am not even real. I am like the lochness monster. I'm short bald and fat I need to drink that much for self confidence

Doesn't show up in pics or mirrors, like a vampire.

that guy who looks like he's always looking to murder but no evidence he was even there. an evil spirit.... with shark teeth and a sixth sense for finding mcdonalds locations nearby

What does your mother think of it?

Does she,regret destroying her vag for life?

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay What does your mother think of it? Does she,regret destroying her vag for life?

I slurped that shit like it was Wong tong soup

All I need is five minutes

Things my students post on Facebook:



I failed. I mean, I may have failed. I don't even.

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That's the funniest thing you've ever posted. Looks like the teacher has become the student.

Speaking of teachers, they're currently protesting where I'm at in Mexico.

https://itsgoingdown.org/mexican-po...iking-teachers/

https://itsgoingdown.org/mexican-po...ing-teachers-2/

https://itsgoingdown.org/state-terr...r-stock-market/

All the roads are blocked in the state and the public bus service has been suspended, so I'm kind of 'stuck' here for right now.