So the other week was my best friends wedding and I was best man.
I had to make a speech. Before I gave mine I told the maid of honour that she should go first because I wrote an amazing speech. She thought I was
Cocky. I killed my speech
and she came up after me and bombed...Hard!
Sep-20-2015 23:48
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Looks like you're ready to propose to Stella
Sep-21-2015 04:17
OrangestO
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Location: London
Kind of bummed out right now.
It was clear and beautiful all weekend here until about an hour ago.
A cold front is slowly starting to move through and now it's clouded over; I won't be able to see the super moon/lunar eclipse.
Was really looking forward to seeing it up here in Canada
Sep-28-2015 02:10
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It was partly cloudy in DC but I wasn't impressed didn't look red to me.
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Sep-28-2015 03:12
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Had quite a bit of wine last night, and ended up going out for a curry. Currently experiencing some particularly epic and fragrant farts
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
But do you know what a cheeky Nandos is?
Oh my fucking god, some of the response tweets in that article are absolute fucking class.
quote:
so what IS a cheeky nando's? some kind of chicken?
deducethegay answered:
you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge”
quote:
anonymous asked:
Please tell me what is cheeky nandos :'(
sexaulity answered:
it’s when u and the lads are having a bit of banter in town and ur mate is like “im hungry lets go greggs” but then ur like “nah man not feeling a pasty lets go somewhere else” and then ur top mate (probs called Gaz) is like “oi lads lets go for a cheeky nandos” and ur like oh gaz ur a ledge
becauseitinterestsme
Can someone please translate this to American English?
I understand a liquid 13% of this including the question and second comment
quote:
anonymous asked:
No but seriously what are cheeky nandos?????
It’s like when you and the lads have just landed in heathrow after a week getting wankered in magaluf. Someone probably got ‘chris’ tattooed on their arse cheek cos chris is an absolute fuckin ledge. You ride the bantmobile all the way back into town for a cheeky nandos before everyone goes home so their mums can wash their #ladsontour shirts you all had made specially. Fuckin top notch.
Sep-30-2015 00:26
tubularbills
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
I haven't been here in 5 months. wow.
Welcome back, tubularbills
You last visited: May-09-2015 10:10.
Going to be in Montreal for a few days. Getting in tomorrow night and leaving Saturday night. Haven't been to Canada since I was like two years old. Should be interesting.