Fucking Twitter. People post their ENTIRE lives on it.
Case in point.
I'm at my family's house for the weekend.
I'm drinking beers on the porch, and I know my lil sis went for a run.
I'm skimming through Twitter and she posts, "OK bye, getting into the shower now."
I'm like, "Oh fuck, I gotta take a huge piss."
I run toward the bathroom and literally beat her by a step lol
Mission accomplished. Thanks Twitter. I'd be holding it in otherwise, right now.