|Originally posted by Lira |
You really didn't know that?
They've been married for ages now (well, months). It's actually quite awesome that it happened, methinks, as I'm sure their offspring will be the wittiest people to have exist in yet to be recorded history.
Probably something to do with not being on for months.
Don't wish children on them, they have a remarkable damper on fairly much everything from bank balance's to wits end and a few other things. About the only upside for me is mine are adopted Still doesn't spare me 'fun' stories from other women regaling me about how having them was the best thing ever with 5 hours of labour, then having 17 stitches in their minge trying to fit a grapefruit sized head through something a 1/20th of its circumference...
Oh they can laugh about it now, but they pee sometimes while doing it.
I don't regret my prime child bearing years being spent making money and being a bohemian wastrel.