There is a hospital near us that has an 'estimated waiting time' marquee outside of their ER. I always kind of chuckle to myself when I drive by, because 9 months of the year, it reads something like 10-12 minutes. But during summer vacation, it spikes to like 30-40 because everyone's outside getting themselves hurt.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.