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George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Ran for congress and lost. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs. With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments- Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments as president-- Attacked and took over two countries. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history in September. Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period. Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history. Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. Cut health care benefits for war veterans. Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/) Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil tanker named after her). Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history. First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board. Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. Withdrew from the World Court of Law. Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections). All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. First president to run and hide when the US came under attack on September 11th (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) First US president to establish a secret shadow government. Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea. Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts. Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects. In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States. Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war. Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. Records and References At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available) AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war. Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review. For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

Come on now, thats hardly fair, half the stuff listed there wasn't his fault,and a lot of the stuff had a very one sided view and none of it is new. By the way, what exactly was the point of this post.

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AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

not AWOL... that only applies if the country is not at war. Since we were at war in Vietnam when bush was in the national guard, he is a deserter. Im amazed how alot of people greet and cheer him, especially last thrusday when he landed on the carrier. I live in a country with mass amounts of sheep

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Originally posted by Nadi Come on now, thats hardly fair, half the stuff listed there wasn't his fault,and a lot of the stuff had a very one sided view and none of it is new. By the way, what exactly was the point of this post.

he hates bush basically

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Originally posted by TuanAnh213 he hates bush basically

I don't particularly like bush either, but that doesnt mean I post stuff blaming him for things he had no control over, and writing extremly one sided things(at least i try not to :P )

LOOOOLLLL .. another great reason for everyone to LOVE BUSH!!

It's truly remarkable that the public doesn't realize this. Yes, a few of the things on there weren't really his fault, but still, a good number of them are, and they are very important issues. Why was Clinton bashed so much for being a draft dodger?? Does anyone care that Bush was a chicken as well? Seriously.

On another note, I'd be scared yet intrigued to see the resume of Dick Cheney, a far more disturbing figure in our government. If anyone's unfit to govern, it's Cheney.

The problem with these people is that they've never lived a real life. They've never had to work hard, do something they haven't wanted to do, etc. They've never had to compromise their position. They grow up getting their way for everything, and they learn that there are no consequences for any of their actions. And the sad thing is that there isn't. Even when they become leaders of this country. No major news organization is holding Bush accountable for any of this. Fox news is still babbling on about how this "American Mission" is succeeding, and it won't speak a lick about where this nation is heading at home. It's about time all this stuff smacks Bush in the face, and we get his ass out of the Oval Office and into the gutter where he belongs.

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Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

Correct.

Rather it was his appointees (that are in bed with industry) who causes this....

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That list is why my next vote will be in direct opposition of Bush.

Bush knew 9/11 was going to happen, and everyone knows it, so he made all the papers classified and its now unable to be accessed...i hate GWB, and his administration.

HOWARD DEAN 2004 bebe!

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Originally posted by trancE tunes Bush knew 9/11 was going to happen, and everyone knows it, so he made all the papers classified and its now unable to be accessed...i hate GWB, and his administration. HOWARD DEAN 2004 bebe!

Riiiigghhhttt, just like roosevelt knew pearl harbor was going to happen

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Well, he knew there was going to be an attack, he just didn't care, or was TOO dumm to act accordingly. There's a reason for his administration "hidding" those papers. RIGHT?