you had sex on a waterbed...



good for you



bye

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Originally posted by TuanAnh213 you had sex on a waterbed... good for you bye

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if you were having such problems, go on the floor.
or a chair

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i am sure you could have come up with a creative solution if you had really tried.

so then why didnt you just flip her on top of you then?

hmm

a waterbed

sounds like too much effort

im happy being lazy

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fill the waterbed with foam or some thick substance lol

or just have sex on the floor or whathave ya

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first off, i'm surprised you are even having sex Brad.

Second, waterbeds are GREAT for sex, you just need to know how to use them.

what you do is, get a toe hold on the edge of the bed, and rock it back and forth. Depending on how big the waterbed is, you will get it sloshing back and forth, and it does half the work for you! it's hard to explain, but just try it, you have to go slow. this works on trampolines as well.

Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place.

good luck!

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Originally posted by JohnSmith first off, i'm surprised you are even having sex Brad.

ouch.

but thanks for your advice

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Originally posted by JohnSmith Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place. good luck!

jesus you have too much time on your hands!!!

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i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt

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Originally posted by TuanAnh213 i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt

Did you finish the job?

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