All the scientist need to stop the research on cancer, and you know that whole AIDS deal, and just make a pill that allows us to actually see are farts. A big brown/light brown cloud of smoke that encompasses the smell. WOuldn't that just be great? I've always wanted to see my fart, in order to continue smelling it when it rises and fades off. ANd for others who don't want to smell it, why I dunno , to avoid the cloud. What do ya'll think?
peace.
Steve
PS-THis thread is not useless, but more insightful!
Jul-26-2003 23:25
RandomGirl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
OK, but why the hell would you want to continue smelling your own fart? I mean, isn't that just gross? LOL!
I think the idea is bad, cause then everyone will always know who dealt it, and then you can't get away with blaming it on the baby, or the dog. And if you are at work, you can't let it fly cause your colleagues know you are the one who reeks! What about in the bathroom, you would walk in and have to dodge all kinds of clouds. It would make me feel dirty if I had to walk through a cloud. I'd rather not know when someones stink cloud is touching me.
ROTF!
Jul-26-2003 23:39
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
guff dodging...that i will have to try sometime...
hahaha..the bathroom and the clouds..that was soo mint!
Jul-26-2003 23:46
T-1000
Searching for a rhythm...
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: In the wrong place at the wrong time
Fart in a waterbottle.....and you got Soda. You could try tasting it, then
Jul-26-2003 23:47
mndeg
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: IL, United States
theres this person i know that farts at least once every 10 minutes
is there a disease or genetic condition that causes it?
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Jul-27-2003 06:44
johnson3161
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Southern Cali, US
Does he eat a lot of beans?
Jul-27-2003 07:24
mongeone
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: osaka, japan
i always though putting a urine reactive dye into a swimming pool so that when anyone pissed there would be a trail of orange behind them or something hehehe
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Jul-27-2003 07:49
Gladius
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Antwerp
farting in bath is pretty cool
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Jul-27-2003 09:51
BigDil
Hungarian trancEaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Budapest, Hungary
M.I.D.O.R. & Six4eight - Cloud City
the title makes new sense now.
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Jul-27-2003 10:05
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
i feel so much smarter for reading this..
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wait.. i don't think smarter was the word i was looking for.
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Jul-27-2003 15:52
richwms
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Anglesey, Wales
LMAO this is a classic thread. That bathroom comment is hillerious!!