No, It's not his latest album, but a probe in the autopsy revealed some very disturbing evidence.

Everyone seems to think rival for number 1 producer Tiesto was behind it, but it has been revealed tonight that steve had an 8 a day sunflower seed addiction, one that over a course of time, would not only produce a lovely summer flower, but could kill him.

This leads us to believe that it may not be murder, but they are still unsure, as the accused DJ was seen in the vicinity at the time of the murder, however, steves closest friends think he was depressed from the attention he was recieving and could not handle it.

Police appeal for witnesses to call 1-800-freddiestaratemyhamster

8 a day sunflower habit

OMFG

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In a Further happening, Police are looking for Local Sunflower Seed Dealer, Gerry the Gerbil

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Originally posted by Ian^ In a Further happening, Police are looking for Local Sunflower Seed Dealer, Gerry the Gerbil

The police have also issued this picture of Gerry the Gerbil.


The police urge caution and ask you not to approch the gerbil.

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I'm still convinced it's Tiesto... I mean look at his latest production "Traffic". Show an evil streak in him!

Rumour is Steve was subjected to listen to Tiesto mix for 32 hours solid... He only survived the first 15 minutes.

Steve knew he had talent. He's not the sort to end his life like that. Tiesto is to blame. Tiesto's mixing is to blame. Steve's death shall be avenged!

lmfao is this a joke?????? who the hell is steve hampster????and why is tiesto behind it?????

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Originally posted by politicsofdancin lmfao is this a joke?????? who the hell is steve hampster????and why is tiesto behind it?????

This is no joke indy... a very serious matter indeed!

one of the most talented producers has been murdered!

its a disgrace to trance!

im sure tiesto and gerry the gerbil set steve up!

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Originally posted by big dave one of the most talented producers has been murdered! its a disgrace to trance! im sure tiesto and gerry the gerbil set steve up!

Perhaps it was some sort of love triangle?

Who knows? All I know is that something smells very fishy, like a large, rotten trout. Steve would never take his own life for sure!

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I believe it was a well planned r3drum, all because of jealousy.

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Leslie Nielsen: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

it was murder

steve hamster had more skillz than tiesto did...so he killed him.

tiesto's responsible! he fed Steve's addiction! that cracker bastard, feeding poor Steve those nasty things.

Tijs, your time is up. The authorities aren't blind.

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