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| quote: | Originally posted by Swamper
...next is the plain phone (if the relationship ever actually meant anything that is) |
Actually, my asshole friend (well, actually, just misogynistic) told me that he's broken up with girls while they were in the back seat of his car. One of them got so mad that she ripped off the piece that lifts the seat so people can get in the back. Don't know if it's true, but it's a funny story, and that piece is missing. 
So, come to think of it, e-mail and IM/chat are probably the worst in terms of being just incredibly fucking lame, but there are some other situations I can think of that would be worse emotionally:
1. Immediately after sex.
2. In a pickup bar, while staring at another [hot] girl/guy.
3. Immediately after the other person proposes.
4. On the altar, right in place of the words "I do"
5. In the back seat of a car!
Wretched, that one's been done already...
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