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I told you bitch, no more chatting on forums until you have earned me $500 today sucking old men off. Now get back to work, "dork"

Mr Squirrel just posted this in our banshee thread. It seemed like it would belong in your thread too, Mju:zik.

Mr S:

Quick lyrics by the greatest trio in rock history, The Police:

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
Be my girl

(spoken words)
I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatable and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
(end of spoken words section)

Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my girl
Won't you be my, be my,
Be my girl


It goes with your "blow up wimen" theme.

So wait...

You're posting... on an internet forum... telling us we're losers...

Anybody else see the irony in that?

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Originally posted by 'mju:zik It's really funny a lot of the time to see how loserish most of you are. Better start investing in some blow up wimen I mean threads about the differences between water pipes and bongs??? thats what really made me post this thread. Just go to the fads page to see the rest of my concerns. Seriously ppl, go out and get some lives. Who cares if your ugly, approach dem wimen. Go do something funny to someone, jeeeeeez, you guys are so sad. discuss. pics of STFU. vids or STFU. whatever.

At least the majority of this forum do not have attitude problems, or feel the need to express there apparent "superiority" on an internet based communication medium.

hehehehehe..this thread is good.

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Originally posted by DigiNut So wait... You're posting... on an internet forum... telling us we're losers... Anybody else see the irony in that?

What? Irony? Where?


(sarcasm)

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Originally posted by DigiNut So wait... You're posting... on an internet forum... telling us we're losers... Anybody else see the irony in that?

I was about to mention that.

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guess what you guys are all losers and suck


ummm since i said that that makes ME cool riiiight?????

i think it would be more ironic if he had a shitload of posts about absolutely nothing..i think that's what he meant

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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