mmmm, fried octodogs.... but i can see how that could be used as a torture device for men....

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now i know what i'm getting kr00t0n for xmas

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"The frankfurter, aka hot dog, has long been an American dietary staple - a meal that is easy to prepare, and, at the same time, rich in chemicals. The problem is that, after a while, the "plain old" hot dog can become boring. Until now, that is! Because now there is an amazing product, developed by leading frankfurter scientists,

Wai-wai-wait!! Frankfurter Scientists? Who are they trying to fool? As if someone is going to spend years of their life studying only to become a Professor of Hot Dogs.

"I'm a doctor."
"I'm a dentist. What are you?"
"I'm a frankfurter scientist. I specialise in turning the appearance of a hot dog into a creature of the deep. I've only just finished my 5 year degree at the University of McDonalds."

Aye, not gonna happen...

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Being older you might look at that and go what the fuck? but I'm sure if you were a kid and saw that you'd be like "oh cool...a hotdog octopus!" maybe not...interesting idea I have to admit though

that looks yummy!!!!

santa???

looks like a pile of shit

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Originally posted by Shudder looks like a pile of shit

Agreed.

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