I shit and peed my pants in the middle of a first grade class (I was 7)
The teacher sent me home no questions asked

___________________
Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

i can't remember.

but once i was smoking weed with a few friends, and we made this girl laugh so hard she pissed herself (this was about a year ago)

ahah. stupid girl.

Don't think I ever peed myself since I was a baby. (exept for peeing the bed a couple times)

Oh and also when I'm really drunk and I go to the toilet I might not 'shake' it properly and end up getting leakage.

In year one the teacher said i could hold on for 15 mins ... she was wrong, i had to wear a chicks skirt home.

someone made ex-lax-chip cookies once as a joke. i shat myself 1/2 hour later.

___________________
someone make me a sig, i'm too lazy

i had a friend that shat himself last year i think, he's 22. he said he couldn't hold it and the bathroom was across the street in the building. so then he goes to say he went to the bathroom cleaned himself up and threw away his underwear and just went on with his business.

i still make fun of him to this day. LOL.

if i remember correctly my last time would have been when i was 4
a close call would've have been when i was 13 and a friend played a joke with me and some lax...luckily made it to the toilet

___________________
Down under is great, oh so is Australia

When I was 15, I thought I pissed in my bed. I was thinking, what the f---? for like 3 weeks. Then my sisters told me they just dumped a cup of water on the bed while I was sleeping to freak me out.

___________________
FLUSHED THE JOHNS!

Funny thing is I can still remember it like just happened. 1st or 2nd grade after school program, the teacher was giving a long winded lecture to 50 kids in the gym. I was too embarrased to yell out in front of everyone i had to go to the toilet, by the time i worked up enough courage to get her attention it was too late. Pissed my pants running down the hallway on route to the bathroom.

*in slow motion* I'm almost there...Nooooooooooo...pisssssssssssssssssssss.

To this day I don't know why I felt i had to ask for permission?

___________________
GIGANTIC CUNT

when i was about 7 or 8 i was going to pennsylvania to go to hershey park. i had held it in for about 2 hours but then it just shot out in

___________________

when i was four i had to share a bedroom including bed with my older sister and one night i was mad because she didn't play with me so i let it rip and pissed all over the bed. She started screeming.... yuck. i can't believe i would think of such a thing then.