Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
My challenge to Cyrus King
A 1-on-1 drinking debate with a referee that we must both agree on - I suggest dEsidEL, or if he's too sick of the debate, Az. Note to all the readers that this would be taking place *in person*.
I'll take the Israeli side and you take the Palestinian. Speeches/rebuttals last 1 minute each until we run out of alcohol or one person loses consciousness. The speaker must take a certain number of shots every time he says any of the the following words:
The object of the game is, obviously, to make your point without using any of the above words. The first one to go unconscious has to stop posting on the Israel/Palestine conflict for two full weeks.
A short musical intermission may be taken after each round of both speakers; however, all music must be progressive. Trance will not be allowed as we do not wish to encourage fraternizing with the enemy.
Comments, suggestions?
(P.S. I'm sorry if this offends anyone, just trying to inject some humour into it, particularly since some people have gotten the impression that Cyrus and I would be at each other's throats in the real world. )
Edit: I'll make updates to the original post as suggestions come in.
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Jan-28-2004 02:06
Yoepus
Neo-condimist
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ketchup fields, Texas
oh how can you have such a historical debate, without the word "conqured/captured"??
oh and there should be a few shots for "Sharon" in fairness
Cyrus, bring your camera and make a documentary of it for us
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Theodore Herzl, founder of the World Zionist Organization: "Spirit the penniless population across the frontier by denying it employment... Both the process of expropriation and the removal of the poor must be carried out discreetly and circumspectly."
Jan-28-2004 03:05
hardcore trancer
Mystic Mind
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Toronto,Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Palestinian
too bad Cyrus doesn't drink
lool thats true!!!they could drink Coffee instead!!
replace each shot with a tablespoon of extra spicy zionist mustard
Jan-28-2004 05:11
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
Aw c'mon, it's just one night of drinking. Cyrus, you know you want to! Just picture us debating this pissed drunk and slurring our speech.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
Jan-28-2004 05:14
priveye03
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Bergen, Norway
This is one of the funniest things I've heard for awhile. Thanks for the chuckle.
Jan-28-2004 09:56
TranceGiant
randomly disappoints
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: (Strudel)-City that never sleeps
Hahaha, clever, clever!
I'd like to play, too. Palestinian, tathi, borron, anyone?
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Jan-28-2004 10:04
tathi
wanderlust
Registered: Jan 2003
Location:
i don't drink
and i try to keep my posts to their witty minumum in those threads nowadays :P
Jan-28-2004 10:12
borron
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Portugal
I accept!!!! haha, i'm gonna whip your asses
But i hate shots, what about replacing them for small beers (20 cl) or maybe 1 shot = half a glass of vodka
Jan-28-2004 11:33
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
quote:
Originally posted by borron
I accept!!!! haha, i'm gonna whip your asses
But i hate shots, what about replacing them for small beers (20 cl) or maybe 1 shot = half a glass of vodka
Heh, that depends on the debaters' tolerances, we want the game to last at least 10 minutes.
I've worked out another option for the total alcohol abstainers - it's not as fun, but it's got the same general idea. Contestants must sit down with a big bowl of extra-ripe jalapeño peppers and eat one whole pepper corresponding to each shot as listed in the table above. No other food or drinks may be kept at the debating table. The loser is the first person to run for the water, run for the bathroom, or fart.
What say you, anti-alcoholics?
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
Jan-28-2004 13:56
Shakka
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location:
Make it more entertaining--just take a bong rip for every violation of your rules. You should be speaking gibberish in no time!
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