Today was my mother's 51st birthday and my dad got chinese food on the way home from work
so after we ate he went outside for a cig like he always does and my mom and i realized we had fortune cookies
She opens hers and its something along the lines of 'you make good investments businesswise' or some crap like that
I open mine, nothing in it. wtf
never happened before. fortune cookie - fortune = shitty cookie

but then we realized that my dad's was still there!
so i opened that...no fortune either

if all the planets are alligned or anything like that im gonna start gettins weirded out

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its a piece of paper in a cookie.



don't worry about it, or else it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

the great conjunction dude, watch Dark Crystal if you have any more questions.

mine just said "you are surrounded by fortune hunters"



ohhh

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Originally posted by whiskers mine just said "you are surrounded by fortune hunters" ohhh

i once got one that said 'you will soon recieve good advice', and there were two more behind it

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You'll get spanked by a fisherman!

The best one I got was "Your every wish will come true" I started making wishes left and right...but the bastard cookie lied to me, my wishes never came true.

So the moral of the story is this: All cookies are lying bastards, and shouldn't be taken too seriously.

aren't you suppose to add, "in bed" to the end of all these fortunes.


They are much cooler....


"you are surrounded by fortune hunters in bed"


"you will soon recieve good advice in bed"

"You'll get spanked by a fisherman in bed"



see, fun with fortunes.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 aren't you suppose to add, "in bed" to the end of all these fortunes. They are much cooler.... "you are surrounded by fortune hunters in bed" "you will soon recieve good advice in bed" "You'll get spanked by a fisherman in bed" see, fun with fortunes.

i don't even know where to start making fun of you.


let's just leave at the "freudian slip" and "didn't get laid" implications. you owe me a virtual prize

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Originally posted by whiskers i don't even know where to start making fun of you. let's just leave at the "freudian slip" and "didn't get laid" implications. you owe me a virtual prize

I owe you a virtual pen0r in the m0uth.


not freudian slip, this girl I didn't have sex with always did that.

the in bed thing was great and funny until i was with three friends and got 'spend more time with family members'
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Originally posted by mezzir the in bed thing was great and funny until i was with three friends and got 'spend more time with family members' :

did you do it?