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.montecarlo.
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC Former SN: InsomnEac

some good tips.....

At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Falk: Love this one!

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "For peanut butter".

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Don't use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Aug-30-2001 05:31 Canada

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Fraggle
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA

heheh, i like this kind of joke

stupid things to do in everyday situations hehehe!!!

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Spad
wise sage of the forest

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK

Lol! I love these. Especially the coffee one. Anybody got any more? I've always been a fan of walking into a crowded life and proudly announcing you have new socks on.

Aug-30-2001 11:59 United Kingdom

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Blik
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Rosmalen, Holland

I like this kind of humour, good ones

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Ur Dream Grl
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)

Re: some good tips.....

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Originally posted by InsomnEac

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

DUDE .., these are the three best ones... i am like peeing in my pants.. cants stop histericaly laughing...

Im gonna try the ZOO one.. lolol (this has got to be one of the funniest things ever)lol

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.montecarlo.
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC Former SN: InsomnEac

hehe, glad you guys appreciated the humour . my fav is putting the mosquito net around your work desk and play jungle music all day, hahaha, i could imagine myself doing this, hahaha

Aug-31-2001 00:17 Canada

Extravaganza
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: florida (usa)

Re: some good tips.....

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Originally posted by InsomnEac

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

fear of staplers??LOLOL, now this is funny

and the coffe one is mean, but i am gonna try to do that, cause i hate coffee! HAHAHHA

Aug-31-2001 00:52

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lMIlk
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries

Re: some good tips.....

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Originally posted by InsomnEac
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

for some reason i think this one is really funny

Sep-01-2001 08:07 United States

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