Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
PS check out http://www.i-hate-france.com
Jun-23-2004 00:45
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun
Q: Why is good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?
A: To say "I surrender" in German
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.
Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?
A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
this one's been done for every country/state/city in the world.
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
Jun-23-2004 01:21
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by davinox
this one's been done for every country/state/city in the world.
You mean...it isnt true?! Doeth!
Jun-23-2004 01:22
Shizane2002
tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location:
I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Fukk France.
Jun-23-2004 01:37
ASOT100
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location:
lol, the french r cool
Jun-23-2004 01:42
smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie
quote:
Originally posted by ASOT100
lol
Quit posting Hyori!
She drives me wild!
[[[smoke]]]
Cyber X ft Jody Watley - Waves of Love (Green Court Mix)
Jun-23-2004 01:44
EriK_V
hipster
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: so cal / washington dc
quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Quit posting Hyori!
She drives me wild!
[[[smoke]]]
Cyber X ft Jody Watley - Waves of Love (Green Court Mix)
