A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect
breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts
for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.


He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen, sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"


So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you
let me bite your breasts... just once for $10,000?" So the woman thinks
about this for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000?" She thinks a bit
"OK, but just once, and not here. Let's go to that dark alley over
there."


So they go to the alley and she takes off... her blouse to reveal the
most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as the guy sees them, he
jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them,
burying his face in them... but not biting them. Finally, the woman gets
all annoyed and says, "Are you gonna bite them or what?" "Nah," he
replies. "Costs too much!"