Okay, I was watching TV and in between these two commercials, there was this black frame with a little white box in it. So I rewound it on TiVo to see what it was. The little white box said, "Video Locked: I will be back."

I got it recorded, too. Now I'm all creeped out.

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It's your dead ex-lover sending you a message from beyond the grave!

Try being in a pool at 3 am in a glass poolhouse with a million doors and you are in the middle of the pool with no lights on and you here a huge fuckign splash 10 feet away from you

It was Bill Gates doing an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

I want some ice cream.

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Originally posted by Arbiter It's your dead ex-lover sending you a message from beyond the grave!

Congratulations. You can use the internet. Have a sticker.

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Originally posted by Pariah Cleric Congratulations. You can use the internet. Have a sticker.

Save your stickers for someone who needs them little man. Have you worked out your little TiVo problem yet? I was afraid you might have died an agonizing death worry about minor technical problems on TV.

I'm sure you think you're funny. Good luck with that.

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Originally posted by Pariah Cleric I'm sure you think you're funny. Good luck with that.

Funny? Not at all. I'm genuinely concerned about the state of your mental health. Normal, healthy people don't get freaked out by TV glitches and obsess about them so much that they need to post about them on internet message boards. It's probably a sign of a serious underlying problem, and I highly recommend you seek professional help.

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Originally posted by Pariah Cleric I'm sure you think you're funny. Good luck with that.

I would strongly suggest not to pick fights with Arbiter, it is apparent he is going to continue to burn you

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Originally posted by Orbax Try being in a pool at 3 am in a glass poolhouse with a million doors and you are in the middle of the pool with no lights on and you here a huge fuckign splash 10 feet away from you

Whoa, go on with this story. Then what did you do after the splash?

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by Emil Whoa, go on with this story. Then what did you do after the splash?

go on, it sounds interesting