That's a fucking b-yoot. What does the inside say, "I love you like flies love shit?"

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Originally posted by UWM That's a fucking b-yoot. What does the inside say, "I love you like flies love shit?"

knowing Tesco something like


"if this card does not meet your sexual needs, please return it for a full refund. This does not affect your statutory rights, however if you're stupid enough to buy this, you may also be interested in our Value Flowers, Mouldy Baked Beans and our very highly regarded range of 'Single Meals' for the guy who won't pay enough to get a woman"

I love it. I'd be happy with one of those, even. Better than nothing.

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MaRt I'll send you a Valentine's card overseas if it makes you feel better I'll even use horrible puns based on your production aliases. Something like, "Someday, friend, you'll find the right woman for you. It's a Shore Thing."

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Originally posted by Ian^ love is in the air

that is genus

ill get harriet one

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Quality

More like an anti-valentine card, send it to whoever you want to break up with

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thats some seriously funny shit, my girlfriend would rip my balls of if i got her that 4 valintines day. is this real??? cant believe tesco actually did this!

its valintines day card for those who dont want to show all there love lol

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Originally posted by Acton thats some seriously funny shit, my girlfriend would rip my balls of if i got her that 4 valintines day. is this real??? cant believe tesco actually did this! its valintines day card for those who dont want to show all there love lol

So would my ex. I had to get a very specific type of card everytime. Took ages.

I think it's ace though. Made my day actually if it's real.

Only recovery from that is that inside it says "I bought this card because I didn't have any money after buying you these tickets for a holiday in rome.".

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Originally posted by Ian^ knowing Tesco something like "if this card does not meet your sexual needs, please return it for a full refund. This does not affect your statutory rights, however if you're stupid enough to buy this, you may also be interested in our Value Flowers, Mouldy Baked Beans and our very highly regarded range of 'Single Meals' for the guy who won't pay enough to get a woman"

LOL, Ideal For One products are part of my product area, hehe!

I look after Prepared Veg, Baby Veg, Exotic Veg, Stir Fry and Herbs that pic has been around work quicker than Jamie Oliver pisstakes.

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i think it's a valentines card for someone with a sense of humour tbh. i reckon if i got the haz meister this (even though its fake, you'd have to make it obviously) she would find it funny and would probably prefer it to me just buying a "normal" valentines card from the millions about. i think some people forget that love does not = money

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